February 12, 2003 + 10:30 pm
listening to: law & order (tv, actually)!
currently reading: kill kill faster faster - joel rose.
cake or death? cake please? i'm starvin!

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what a night. i'm tellin you..... i drove home home from work tonight and turn the corner to my house. i'm pulling up behind a car - stopped - in the middle of the road. i see a figure, standing next to the car. his car door is wide open. i pull forward, trying to figure out what the hell is going on. why is he standing there? did he lose something? and then i realize the guy is peeing. he is standing next to his car, peeing. "shielding" himself with the car door. now, i realize that i live in the city. makes me think of the FEAR song....... iiiiiiii LOVE livin in the city........ really, my house *might* be in an alley, but it's not deserted fucking area!! there MUST be more private places to take a piss. now, i *know* that 8 nights outta 10 there are two hookers on my corner. and let's not even talk about the crack house on the next block. but really, this was the last straw.

so, realizing guys can't stop once they start going (girls can. nyah.) i kept pulling forward, forcing him to pull his car door in toward him, to allow me to drive past. i'm evil. he tried to twist & turn his back to me so i couldn't tell what he was doing....... wedged in the tiny pie-slice between his car and the barely open door. i hope the fucker pissed in his car. or at least on his shoes.

- borntokill x

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